Funny St Patrick’s Day Jokes 2019 | St Patrick’s Day 2019 Riddles

St Patrick’s Day 2019 Jokes | Riddles for St Patrick’s Day 2019

 

Looking for St Patrick’s Day 2019 Jokes for Little Laugh as well St Patrick’s Day Riddles for Little Entertainment? Well Demand for St Patrick’s Day Jokes are increased during the week of Saint Patrick’s Day 2019. There are Many Sites on Internet which provides St Patrick’s Day Funny Jokes but most of them are old and outdated. So here we have posted latest collection of St Patrick’s Day 2019 Jokes which you can read and have a Good Laugh as well Irish Riddles for St Patrick’s Day 2019 for Good Time pass , Entertainment. Apart from these St Patricks Day Jokes, You can also check our other Posts – Latest St Patrick’s Day 2019 HD Wallpapers || Funny St Patrick’s Day 2018 Images

st patrick's day jokes 2019

St Patrick’s Day Jokes

 

St Patrick’s 2019 Jokes and Riddles

 

Happy St Patrick’s Day Jokes 2019

How do you blind an Irish woman?

You put a bottle of scotch in front of her.

What do you get when you cross a pillowcase with a stone?
A sham rock

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day?
Regular rocks are too heavy.

St Patrick’s Day Jokes For Kids

How is a best friend like a 4-leaf clover?
Because they are hard to find and lucky to have.

Why don’t you iron 4-Leaf clovers?
Because you don’t want to press your luck

St Patrick’s Day Funny Jokes (2019)

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day?
Regular rocks are too heavy.

Best Irish Jokes 2019 – Funny Irish Jokes

Where can you always find gold?
In the dictionary!

What would you get if you crossed Christmas with St. Patrick’s Day?
St. O’Claus!

Also checkout: Happy St Patrick’s Day Background Images 2019

Leprechaun jokes 2019

Why do leprechauns have pots o’gold?
They like to “go” first class!

Why did the leprechaun stand on the potato?
To keep from falling in the stew!

Irish Jokes for St Patrick’s day 2019

What’s Irish and stays out all night?
Paddy O’furniture!
How did the Irish Jig get started?
Too much to drink and not enough restrooms!

St Patrick’s Day Jokes For Teacher

  •  What do you call a Cubic Zirconia in Ireland?
    A sham rock

 

  • There is more friendship in a half pint of whiskey than in a churn of buttermilk

Knock Knock Jokes for St Patrick’s Day

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Irish!
Irish Who?
Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!

St Patty’s Day Jokes

What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?
Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!
What do the Irish dream about?
Celebrating St. Patrick’s Day with his gang of leprechauns.
Saint Patrick's Day Jokes 2019

Saint Patrick’s Day Jokes 2019

St Patricks Day Humor

What would you get if you crossed Quasimodo with an Irish football player?
The Halfback of Notre Dame!

What does it mean when you find a horseshoe?
Some poor horse is going barefoot!source:

Happy St Patrick’s Day Funny

When is an Irish Potato not an Irish Potato?
When it’s a FRENCH fry!

Why do frogs like St. Patrick’s Day?
Because they’re always wearing green

Best St Patrick’s Day Jokes 2019

  • Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland?
    He couldn’t afford plane fare. 
 
  • Why did the elephant wear green sneakers?
    Her red ones were in the wash!

St Patrick’s day 2019 One Liners Jokes

  • Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
    Because they’re always a little short.

New St Patrick’s Day Jokes 2019

  • What is out on the lawn all summer and is Irish?
    Paddy O’Furniture

Shamrock Jokes 2019

  • What do you get when you do the Irish jig at McDonalds?
    A Shamrock Shake.

St Patrick’s Day Jokes Images

St. Patrick's Day Jokes Images

St. Patrick’s Day Jokes Images

Funny Images St Patrick's Day Jokes

Funny Images St Patrick’s Day Jokes

St Patrick's Day 2019 Jokes

St Patrick’s Day 2019 Jokes

Funny St Patrick's Day Jokes (1)

Funny St Patrick’s Day Jokes

 

St Patrick’s Day 2019 Riddles

 

St Patrick’s day 2019 riddles 

1) I am a small type of clover If you see me, don’t move over. The amount of leaves I have is four. The best luck comes to those with more. What is it?

2) An Irish fairy is what I am. Just a little bearded man. When people see me on this day “Stay away from my gold,” is what I’ll say. What am I?

St Patrick’s Day Trivia Questions\Answers

3) A special type of plant, I am. Try and find me if you can. One, two, three, or four, how many leaves will I have? I’m not too sure
4) Why can’t you iron a for-leaf clover?
5) How many gold coins can a leprechaun put in an empty pot?

St Patrick day 2019 riddles for adults

6) When is an Irish potato not an Irish potato?

7) Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?

St Paddy Day 2019 Riddles / St Patty Day Riddles 2019

8) Why was the Irish river so rich?
9) Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day?
10) Why do so many people live in Ireland?

Irish Riddles for St Patrick’s Day 2019

11)  Did you hear about the leprechaun who worked at the diner?

12) How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time?

Funny St Patrick day riddles 2019

13)  Why are frogs always ready for St. Patrick’s Day?

Leprechaun riddles for St Patrick’s Day 2019

14)  Do leprechauns get angry when you make fun

15) Why did the Leprechaun quit making donuts?

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

St Patricks Day 2019 © 2019 Frontier Theme